Monday, April 21, 2008

Random quotes:

John McCain is so old that when he was born there was no such thing as hippies.
- Frank J.

John McCain is so old that when he was born most Democrats actually liked America.
- Frank J.

John McCain is so old that when he was born there was no United Nations and we didn't even have to pretend to care what other nations thought.
- Frank J.

John McCain was born in those long ago days when if you went into church, you could count on the pastor saying "God bless America!"
- Jim Geraghty

John McCain is older than betraying national security secrets on the front page of the New York Times.
- David Benzion

John McCain is older than having to explain to your children why everyone on the TV is talking about the President’s penis.
- David Benzion

John McCain is older than Social Security
- Rorschach

John McCain is older than the academic tradition of hiring terrorists for the faculty of major state universities.
- darogers

The flakes that fell across the Vancouver region Friday night and Saturday represent the latest snowfall ever on record.
- The Vancouver Sun

1 Comments:

Blogger miriam said...

McCain is not older than Social security. SS started in 1935. He was born in 1937.

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