Ow. Too funny.

Zarqawi takes offense to being compared to American liberals (via Iowahawk):

"Cripes, you should have seen the collection of numbnuts and droolers on the short bus from Saudi yesterday. Good Allah, I swear the only way we’re ever gonna turn these morons into martyrs is to plant detonation buttons inside their nostrils."

Advice for the raving moonbats at Kos: Just keep doing what you're doing. You're cracking me up.