Hmmm..... What to do with Mr. Durbin?

I think Frank J. may have the answer. (Warning! Set down your coffee first.)

UPDATE: Yay! It worked! (Video courtesy of The Political Teen. Note that this was not an actual apology, despite the crocodile tears. Durbin says only that he is sorry 'some were offended.' Nice Lincoln quote though.) Just make sure Dick gives you the correct change next time you're at the Senate cafeteria.